WARNING: This post may appear to be quite disturbing.......if you have an imaginative mind.
Again.... it was an always-boring-and-mundane afternoon. (lousy starting...)
I went to my the computer lab in my college to read up on some of the current issues.(for my test). Infront of me sitting an Iranian guy (the MAIN CHARACTERs). At first, I was busy scanning words appeared on the computer screen while he's doing his work.
After a few minutes, an Iraninan woman (I don't think the noun of 'girl' suits her) walked in and headed towards that Iranian guy. As a norm, they started to 'SALAM' to each others and chit chat about their recent lives.
They chatted like friends....
They smiled to each others like pals.....
and nothing was wrong.... UNTIL.......
the guy whispered something in the woman's ear........
Then, their facial expression changed... ....
She started to show a very seductive and sexy smile to the guy.....(get the picture? Just link it to 'Cat woman' will do) XD
Then, I think their neurons which are supposed to connect their brains with hands snaps!!
Immediately, their fingers started to crawl around each others' bodies like caterpillars that have too much of alcohol..... (erbs......)
Things get hotter.....
and those 'caterpillars' were roaming from the upper part of the body to the lower part.....
The guy dropped his file. (nothing shocking right?)
The caterpillar army retreated and the guy bent down to pick up his file.
HERE COMES TO CLIMAX!!!!
When they guy was bending down to pick up his file.....
His 'inner beauty' emerged from his almost-bursting jeans.
Perhaps to catch some breath?
....... (___ ______lll)
Out of no where, the Iranian woman directed her both hands to march forward and landed on the guy's freshly-exposed-deepest-secret....( you know what I'm refering to) XD
With her entire body strength, she pulled it up!!!
YES!!!! SHE PULLED IT UP!!!
Like what The Mask always does in the cartoon!!!!
Then, I heard a sound due to the tension in the rubber strap......
Actually, I have been cooking with my friends during weekends whenever we're free.
Just that we are lazy and always forget to post about it. (__ ____lll)
I remember to......
bring my camera
Bring along the batteries
Charge the batteries
Capture the before and after process
Dory Fish fillet marinated with curry powder
After they're fried they looked like chicken....
don't you think so? (notice the A4 papers?...)
Fried rice with cabbage and 'kucai'
The kitchen with limited capital and ingredients......
haha..... but it's okay as long as the food is eadible. XD
Crew of the day:
Jinn Jyh aka Mr Ginger with his shallots and his LEG!!
Mrs Beng Beng aka KCV (By the way, she looked like a female ghost preparing the beverage...haha)
Mr Beng Beng and MEe!!
With just a few minutes, we wiped out everything!!
I like the feeling of cooking and eating with friends, eventhough it's tiring and troublesome everytime sometimes XD. Seriously, I do not know for how many times can we gather, cook and eat like this again.....