Monday, October 12, 2009

It's not an eyesore.....but it's sawing my eyes XD

WARNING: This post may appear to be quite disturbing.......if you have an imaginative mind.

Again.... it was an always-boring-and-mundane afternoon. (lousy starting...)

I went to my the computer lab in my college to read up on some of the current issues.(for my test). Infront of me sitting an Iranian guy (the MAIN CHARACTERs). At first, I was busy scanning words appeared on the computer screen while he's doing his work.

After a few minutes, an Iraninan woman (I don't think the noun of 'girl' suits her) walked in and headed towards that Iranian guy. As a norm, they started to 'SALAM' to each others and chit chat about their recent lives.
They chatted like friends....
They smiled to each others like pals.....

and nothing was wrong.... UNTIL.......
the guy whispered something in the woman's ear........

"psss...pssss...pssss..."

Then, their facial expression changed... ....

She started to show a very seductive and sexy smile to the guy.....(get the picture? Just link it to 'Cat woman' will do) XD

Then, I think their neurons which are supposed to connect their brains with hands snaps!!

Immediately, their fingers started to crawl around each others' bodies like caterpillars that have too much of alcohol..... (erbs......)

Things get hotter.....
and those 'caterpillars' were roaming from the upper part of the body to the lower part.....

Suddenly,
"Pa-kk!!"

The guy dropped his file. (nothing shocking right?)
The caterpillar army retreated and the guy bent down to pick up his file.
... ...
HERE COMES TO CLIMAX!!!!
When they guy was bending down to pick up his file.....
His 'inner beauty' emerged from his almost-bursting jeans.
Perhaps to catch some breath?

....... (___ ______lll)

Out of no where, the Iranian woman directed her both hands to march forward and landed on the guy's freshly-exposed-deepest-secret....( you know what I'm refering to) XD

With her entire body strength, she pulled it up!!!
YES!!!! SHE PULLED IT UP!!!

Like what The Mask always does in the cartoon!!!!

Then, I heard a sound due to the tension in the rubber strap......

"It's SMOkin~~~~~" (>> ___ <<)



GOSH....

what a boring afternoon.......

2 comments:

NanNaE-naNnA~ said...

*extreme shockness*
*cant stop gapping..so freakin suprised*
*nausea's coming in a minute*
*im so sorry u were there*
*aiyoo woei song, why u dont accidentally flipped all the tables over, and blame it all on your sudden acute sense to do wushu whenever caterpilars are around..*

Song said...

haha........
Just take it as a training before going to AUS. WHo knows Aussie are even more opened? XD