V-day convulsion

Today, my group and I went to Kampung Kerinchi to do some shooting for our documentary assignment. On the way back to Taman Bahagia in the LRT station, I sat beside a young Chinese couple and opposite me were another Malay couple. Further a row from mine were another Malay young couple which were the most eye-catchy one….because……scroll down and you will know why.(I keep the best for last!)

The Chinese young couple’s outfits were those usually wear by couple, it’s almost striking kind of PINK. Still can’t get it? ask friends around you who are already in a relationship. Meanwhile, the Malay middle age couple’s were just in their normal working outfit. Let’s put their outfit aside.

My team had just finished our shooting, therefore we were extremely tired and the hot weather made the air-conditioned LRT even more sleep inducing. Inside the LRT, I started to feel sleepy but something caught my ears. When I was almost fell into the hand of sleeping god, I heard the Chinese girl started a conversation with her boyfriend.

“Gosh!! Look! What’s that place?” “啊！你看！那是什么？”（虾/瞎 的也看得出时湖啦)
“It’s just a lake in a park…” “湖罢。”

(the boy friend sounds kind of bored receiving that kind of brainless question from his girlfriend)
(With an extreme cuteness, the girl twisted the whole question)

“How about we just go there next year~?” “嗯~我们明年去那边好吗？”

“O.” “-噢-”(The boy was 100% uninterested to continue their conversation)

“ngm..mmm~…wei~…don’t be like that larr? ng~~…”

“喂~~。。嗯~~。。别酱啦。。。”（只差舌头没伸出来，呕！）

(It sounded actually like those female manga characters who always use their irresistable BARBIE-voice to converse)

Me at the side : .......VOMITTt......

“………” （无言对苍天） (her boyfriend was showing no respond)

The conversation made all my hair stand straight up, especially the part she tried to act cute which in the end turned out to freeze people around them including me.
In conclusion, not all boys love their girlfriends to act cute…just be natural.

Besides the young Chinese couple, there was another pair of Malay couple, probably in their forties. I noticed that they are trying it to kill all the people around them by conducting electricity. If my little cousin was there, I’m sure she will ask

“What’s wrong with their eyebrow?”
“Don’t worry, this is just a symptom of being in love.”

When they reached their destinated station, the Malay woman stood up abruptly. Then, I heard the guy saying : “Janganlah begitu gesa…..duduklah dulu.”
Then the couple start to conduct electricity again. The girlfriend or wive (whatever!!) started to shock him with all the power she could collect while the husband or boyfriend tried to fight back to show that he has a high ionization energy too….(haha….)
From her face I remembered a song title – Jelingan Manja (Does this song exist?)

In conclusion, stay further from a pair of couple unless you want to be shocked by their electricity. Luckily, I’m a poor conductor of electricity.

Let’s go back to the young Malay couple I mentioned above. Besides wearing identical couple T-shirt, they also did something quite irritating to my eyes. They rubbed each others’ legs using their own legs. Just imagine a pair of couple doing that in an LRT…..

It’s so pathetic and sickening (especially to Nicholas..hehe. But I don’t think he saw that). Looking at their carrots legs, one wrapped in a pair of skinny jeans, another looked like a caterpillar in a 3 quarter pants, creating friction force enough to start a fire by simply rubbing. This will make you even sick if you saw them because they are GUYs!!! Damn it….just imagine guys doing that in LRT!!!

In conclusion, the air-cpnditioner in the LRT may be too cold and this forces the passengers to rely on rubbing each others’ legs to keep themselves warm. hehe….

Hope everyone will be able to live their life with their love ones! Happy Valentine!!(haixx….no chocolate)

extra stuff (I read one of my friend's blog and found this) :

Broad and wide roads never make good drivers

Calm sea never makes good sailors,

clear sky never makes good pilots .

Problem and hassle free Life never makes a strong person.

Be Strong enough to accept the challenges of Life.

Don't ask Life , 'Why Me ? .

Instead say'Try Me!'