Masak ikan Tenggiri,
Makan ikan Yu.
Tolong jaga diri,
dan ingat I LOVE YOU.
Let's get started!
Before marriage.
Darling here.. Darling there...
Sweetheart here...sweetheart there
After marriage.
Baling here... Baling there..
Sepak here....sepak there
Before marriage.
I will die for you.
After marriage.
If you insist to die, up to you!
After some time,
If you insist to die, I'll help you!
Before marriage.
Wherever you go, I'll follow you.
After marriage
Anywhere you go, up to you
After some time
Anywhere you go, just get LOST!!
Before wedding
You are my heart, you are my love
After wedding
You are the monkey on my nerves
Before wedding
You are as sweet as chocolate and as kind as Cinderella
After wedding
You are just like the HULK and sometimes worse than godzila
Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, always I'm blue. You get on my head, surely I'll sue you!!
Before wedding
Everytime you said you want to dine outside, he'll bring you to Shangri-La
After wedding
Want to go to Shangri-La?! You better wait-La !!
She looks like Anita Sarawak with the lips of Angelina Jolie
After wedding
Don't know whether she's a katak or biawak with a body of lidi ?!
Are you thinking of getting married? Think twice....(not you miss Say)
(I received this e-mail from my friend and I altered it a bit.....like it?haha....)
Next issues:How Engineers and chemists define 'woman'
CHEERS FRIENDS!!
4 comments:
haha..ya u r rite..the most powerful money reducing agent of money~
where u gt this?
haha..yaya...undoubtable
I get this from my friend
haha~~~ i conclude that..
dont choose a guy from engineering field as my husband or bf~
=P
haha...
perhaps a chemist will do. XD
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