A bloke rings triple zero and says,
"Quick! Quick! Send an ambulance. My wife's having a baby! For God's sake, HURRYyyy!"
"Just calm down a moment," says the operator. "Is this her first baby?"
"YOU &##*&^*&%@*#&%@&^@*$&! ," says the bloke,
"THIS IS HER HUSBAND!!!"
XD
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