Days being a tourguide (after being a biker)

Like what the title has told you, after being a biker I decided to be a part time tour guide. This is because my friend, Tony is coming to Penang to spend his Raya holiday. (It's better than letting yourself rot in the studenthouse...haha)

Yes....PART TIME, which mean I'm not a professional one and I don't think I'm a good one either. (=___=) Therefore, I found myself a PART TIME assistant tourguide from a list of Penangites:

1. Ginger - Went to Hatyai with his family (reason accepted)

2. Jaevon - Kena jaga rumah sebab tiada orang kat rumah

(is this a valid reason? NO!!) No offence to ah ma. XP

3. Atiqah - Masih dalam RAYA mode

4. Izat - Sama jugak, masih dalam RAYA mode.

5. Hooi Ying & Joel - Don't want to trouble them since they're not on the island.

OMG!!! This means I was left with the ONLY choice......

Put your hands together for KCV's hubby!! BENG BENG!!

Okay, enough of rubbish intro, let's move on to the main content of this post.

1st day aka 1st station: Penang National Park/Canopy Walk/Keracut Beach

A picture at the entrance

(actually, we took this after we came out from the park.....lousy...)

My part time assistant tourguide - BENG BENG

This is his 1st time visiting Penang National Park after being a Penangite for 19 years and 1 month +..... (no comment)

The canopy walk

Empat sekuntum.....Empat sekawan? (^~^)V

Saw the one sitting on the stone?

It's just halfway, but my part time assistant is already panting like he's going to fell unconscious.

KCV!!! Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!!!

Finally!! We arrived safely!! After one and a half hour plus of torturing
(according to BENG BENG)

Another shot at the hanging bridge before we enter the beach area.

Ladies & gentlemen, meet my friend - Tony, a Sabahan.

Tony : VOO hoo!!!

The sand was DAMN hot HOT HOT !!!

As hot as Megan Fox.... (she's not that hot afterall) XP

One of the special spot in Penang National Park - The Meromictic Lake

It means the lake is like a transvestite SPECIAL.

It consists 2 layers of water - seawater and freshwater. Besides, due to it's location in between of the rivermouth and the sea, the hotter and denser seawater will sink to the bottom while the cooler and less dense freshwater will float to the top. This cause the lakewater to be cool on the surface and hotter at the bottom.

The sandy beach was cleaner and less polluted than those found at Batu Ferringhi.

So, we decided to taste some!!!

According to Tony, they taste like cheesecake!!

Want some?


Side effects after consuming the cheesecake flavoured sand:

Some will suddenly become emotional (like Sarah) XP

Some will start posing around like as if they were participating in PNTM

(Penang Next Top Model)

For lovebirds, they will start missing another half of them....

Basically, they become lovesicked!!

aiyo....sudah kenakan orang lain, terpaksalah kenakan sendiri.....

Some will start dancing and singing around like what you see in "Hairspray" and "Mama Mia"
(__ ____ lll)

We strolled along the beach for around half an hour and decided to head back because the day is turning dark already.

Washing.....rubbing.....scrubbing.......rinsing......cleaning...

(seperti sedang mendulang) XD

I had my evening snack before departing back.

(**~**)

SEE!!! (180 degrees change in tone)
People come here in PAIRS!!!

(strong stench of acidic fluid)

How about US?!!

Gay couples??? (sob...sob...)

Wait a second!!!
Who CARES anyway????!!!
As long as we have fun and enjoy the trip!!
Till here then, CHEERs!!!