Sassy Gal...

Last weekend, I watched an unfinished movie during my stay together with my father in a hotel. I only managed to watch the last 5 minutes scene and it was stucked in my head for the next few weeks until I got the complete movie from Nic.

'MY SASSY GIRL' (thanks Nic, for getting it from Joel)

I like both the main character - Charlie and Jordan.

They are almost totally opposite of the other, but they exceptionally,
blended together quite well.

I like one of the quote :

"Maybe it's your destiny to mould

and change your own destiny'

LIKE IT!!!

SHORT & SIMPLE!

SUITs MY mind XP

-a short post-

An e-mail ammended by me XD

Below is an e-mail I received from Tony, and my hands are a bit itchy...so I ammended it (a bit).

When people told you these,they mean:

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
Actual meaning: Withdraw all your savings and distrubute it along the street.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to.

As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

Actual meaning: Find a extremely TALKATIVE husband/wife.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
Actual meaning: Including this e-mail.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
Actual meaning: If not, say 'I HATE YOU' and mean it!

FIVE: When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
Actual meaning: ...and you will get a slap because of the unconscious 'sexual harassment' .

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
Actual meaning: So that you've plenty of time to regret. XD

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
Actual meaning: Just like letting 'one-night-stand' rule your world.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
Actual meaning: Do sleep frequently in the class, this encourages dreaming. ZZ Zz z z z z.....

NINE. Love deeply and passionately.

You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

Actual meaning: Yes..yes....it sounds like words coming out from Leona Lewis' mouth.

"keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding LOVE..."

TEN: In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
Actual meaning: Do something else besides name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
Actual meaning: Judge by their parents.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
Actual meaning: You think I'm the lousiest computer with the latest and fastest processor?

THIRTEEN: When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask,
'Why do you want to know?'
Actual meaning: This is what most 'b*tches' do when they feel irritated.

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
Actual meaning: Great love and great achievements will only bring you great risk. XD

FIFTEEN:Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
Actual meaning: Sneeze before people say 'bless you'.

SIXTEEN: When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
Actual meaning: Lose all the time to learn lesson from it.

SEVENTEEN:Remember the R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
Actual meaning: 3R - Respect, Relax & Respond? By TV3?

EIGHTEEN: Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
Actual meaning: If it's a tiny frienship, WHO CARES?!!

NINETEEN:When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
Actual meaning: If you don't want to correct it, don't let others notice you realize it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice
Actual meaning: If you do that and your Mom saw it accidentally........

I'm sure she will ask : "SIAO!!!Is that your GF/BF? "

TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.
Actual meaning: Spend some time EMO around on your bed, your study table, kitchen, toilet, shopping mall....any where...

Hope you learn something from this post.

Hurray!!!

Perak trip by Connexion

Last weekend, Nicholas, Jiajun(one of my junior) and me signed up for a Perak-one-day trip. Due to the hecticness of the trip, we only included Gua Tempurung and Sg Klah hot spring in our 1-day schedule. It's a great escape from the pressure of preparing for my Applicable Math test on Monday (the Monday which had just passed).Overall, the trip was not that 'UP' to my expectation because we didn't take the more extreme path while we were at Gua Tempurung. It was kind of boring walking in a dark cave.....not to mention the tour guide SUCKS!!! But, there's one China lady made me feel quite impressive with her, because she wore a pair of skirt and high heels and was still able to climb all the stairs in the cave all the way until the end.
TABIK!!
okay!
Let the pictures describe more about our trip :




The hot pool


Whose leg is this? Saw the red mark which loooked like a sock?
This is what you get when you dip your leg into a pool used to boil eggs! XD


Batu kapur....stalagmite or stalagtite?


We're going to distribute the entrance stickets!!!





Layton....A funny US guy (__ ___lll)


Jiajun and Brendon (Gals!! Who wants their ph number?)
Lelong!! LELONG!!!


Whose 'GF' is this?


They certainly looked so decent and obedient in this picture!
(Saw the way Nicholas stand? Looked like as if he has been training to post like a professional model infront of the camera...XP)

That's the 1st time for 3 of us to go for a trip together......
Jiajun..... you're so so.....
ERBs!....nothing.

=END=

This is what I call businessman!!

My father came down to KL just to attend my college Parents & Teachers meeting on last Saturday. During night, we went out together with my uncle for dinner. He brought us to a roadside stall which sells specifically 'Bak Kut Teh' and 'Steamed Fish Bone' (it's not really fish bone, just that the fish has lots of bones, especially the tiny ones).

The stall was not big, but the area where they placed the tables and chairs are quite large. I think there were around 50 tables and they are filled from time to time. (SERIOUSly!!)
There's one thing which I'm very impressed of, it's their efficiency. The moment the waitress finished (there's only waitress, what a SEXIST owner like JAEVON!!! ) taking the orders from the customers, they will send your orders straight to the kitchen. Then, you can start counting down......

"20....19...18....17...16.......15.........14.......13..........12.........................................1........0"

DA-LANG!!!

The food is on your table!! I was shocked when I witnessed their efficiency. It's faster than most of the fast food outlets
It's so FAST...sooo FAST & FURIOUS!!! (music on....)

Yo...Yooorr.....(start rapping XD)
I wonder if you know
How they live in Tokyo
If you see me
then you mean it
Then you know you have to go
Fast and furious (Drift, Drift, Drift)
Fast and furious (Drift, Drift, Drift).......

What I want to say is : JUST COMPARE HOW they DO BUSINESS AND HOW THE kopitiam IN CENTREPOINT AND THE mamak stall AT THE BACK OF MY HOSTEL DO BUSINESS!!!

that's all....finish complaining. XP

细水长流？flowing without end....

It's another boring night........

I was half-way complete filling my Uni application form in my room.

Family name : $Money$ (if you don't get it.....just forget it, LEMBAP!!)
First name given : W.Song aka Melody
Title: (Mr./Ms/Mrs/Other) please underline [Why I can't find my 'MASTER'?]
Date of birth : Please ask my Mom
Gender : Please refer to my family doctor
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ENDLESS LIST........(a bit hyberbole) XD

Filling...Filling.....
Thinking....... Thinking
Feeling.....Feeling......
Sinking......Sinking.....
Finaly bored & sleepy

hmm.........a bit thirsty.....
Grabbed m water bottle
and went upstairs to refill it.
The water dispenser too.....
was lonely....standing at the corner,
waiting for me to pinch its ear.

Water flowing out......I heard its purl
I saw the bubbles
ripples forming in my heart...
(the chinese below bring the same meaning)
潺潺的细水。。。。慢慢地流
缓缓地将我的水壶填满
一滴一滴的流水声。。。。。。滴滴答答
激起心中的那一片涟漪

Suddenly, I heard 2 people chatting softly near me....
So soft....so gentle.....so SWEET.....(so SOUR~....haha) XP
I climbed onto a bench and peered out from the utility room.

I saw a pair of couple, at least at their 26+
Probably a Malay couple...
Watching movie using their laptops.
The guy murmured something occasionally....
at the woman's right ear.......
The woman laughed.....gracefully
Sincerely.....(actually a bit fake..XP)
The woman also hit the guy once every 20.3 seconds (Ms Say said has to have 3 sf.)
The man just smiled.....

Water overflowing......
Slowly.....
gently...
softly.....
delicately......

They finished that movie.....
They flipped down their laptop screen....
I saw the screen....
IT's NARUTO!!!!!

HEBAT!!!
MEMANG HEBAA-TTtt!!!

This is what we called "share the same interest'!!!
COUPLE nowadays can watch anime while dating.....(don't now mine can or not?..haha..I x know)

The night was cold.....
My emotion was confused....
My bottle was full....
The water dispencer was lonely...again
Their love was.....
FUNNY la!!!

Bork-borkborkbork-borkbork!

On last Saturday, as usual, Daniel, Ah Beng, Eve, KCV and me cooked our own dinner for that particular day. Everything went smoothly as usual, from buying ingredients from Tesco to start chopping and prepare the ingredients. However, something unexpected popped up afterwards..........(curious?...haha)

I was frying the onion while Daniel and Eve were standing besides.

SUDDENLY!!!

??? ???

(what? The multipurpose-cooker exploded? The whole kitchen was burnt into ashes? None of us survive?)

CHOI!! touch wood!!

NO!! The real story is while I was observing my lovely-cute-little-chopped spring onion dancing gracefully in the multipurpose cooker, someone who shouted from our back.

MY GOD!!!OMG!!!

It's AH BORK!!

It's so DEAFENING !

It's so IRRITATING!

IT's SO HIGH-PITCHED!!

IT's so SICKENNING!!!....etc.

Do I need to state what he actually said? (I can see many nodding their heads.....hehe)



READ THIS BEFORE YOU PROCEED
*This whole story below is PURELY fiction and if there are some similarities.......It's PURELY your own imagination and hallucination!*

PART I

Setting : KBU student house

Time : 酉时

Ah Bork : "What is SHE (refering to an object) doing here?" (what a good way of starting a conversation....so perfectly-UNCIVILISED!!)

Me & Daniel: ".... ...." (speechless....Who is SHE?) XP

Ah Bork : "Why there is a GIRL (refering to an object..again) in Boys' student house? I thought only private student will do THIS KIND OF STUFF! JPA students should be very well behaved......I thought only private students will do THIS KIND OF STUFF!"


Me: "... ..." (Fire burning inside...)

[My heart: "HELLO SIR!!! what 'kind of stuff'?Are you trying to say 'COPULATION'? (I know it's quite rude to think like this...) ]

Ah Bork : " Huh?! Why there is a GIRL here, at boys' student house?


Me and Daniel : "... ..."
(the question is quite hard, because I think he's not expecting us to give him the answer of 'COOKING'. He demanded something more than that. Perhaps an answer that is more pevert....I think he would be 100% satisfied if we gave him an answer that is related to "6"). or maybe he's expecting a more scientific explanation? Like using 'Colbert's Laws of Existence' (from google) where 'If an object cannot be seen or a theory cannot be believed, it must not exist'....ok..enough crap! let me continue the story)


Ah Bork: "DANIEL!! (Ah Bork doesn't know my name) You better send HER (refering to an object) back before I chase HER (refering to an object) OUT!"

Daniel: "ooo....."
Eve: "..... ...." (walking out of the kitchen,followed by Daniel, while I'm still frying my spring onion)

PART II
*There were only Ah Bork, me and Ah Beng left in the house

Ah Bork: "Why're you doing here?" (refering to me)

Me: "Cooking....." (Are you blind??!!! It's so DAMN obvious, even the blind also know why I'm here!!! FISH YOU!!!)

Ah Bork : "I thought you live in hostel? Why're you here?"

Me : "Join my friend to cook dinner together." (Don't tell me you're blind in the past few seconds and now you are deaf!!!??)

Ah Bork : "You can consider yourself very lucky because I'm not going to put your name into the balcklist today.....

Me: "... ..." (You dare?)

Ah Bork: "...but next time if I see this again, I'm sure I will blacklist all of you!!"

Me : "... ..." (let the old man talk as much as he wants since he has not much time left....grinning) XD

Ah Bork : "Ah Beng! Where is Hazman?"

Ah Beng :" Ohh... He's not in. Why you want to find him?"

Ah Bork : " Actually......actually.....actually.....there's nothing. I just want to say sorry and THANK YOU to him."

Ah Beng : "??????"

Ah Bork: "...because I drank his '100 minus' without his permission..."

Ah Beng : " t(____ _____ llllllllll) t

......STORY END......

List of Appreciation

-Dai Ka Je aka Shun Ling aka driver to Tesco

All the cast members

-Ah Beng

-Daniel

-Me

-KCV

-Ah Bork

KBU for providing the student house

Late update about "amazing race"

Last Saturday, I joined the Amazing Race organized by Connexxion. The race started at around 2p.m. at Kelana Jaya Station. I was in the same group with Hellen, Samantha and Amy, which made me the one and only one male member in my group.

My team started quite well at the first few stations. We were at the 3rd place but fell further behind in the end. But overall, it's FUN!! (when you know that you're not going to win, that's when all the fun parts begin!!!) Below are the pictures:

Me: Hey! It's Uncle Ronald McDonald!! (good eye contact! XP)

First checkpoint : around Petaling Street

- Mc D near to Petaling Street

- Take a picture of a member smelling flowers

- 3 members eating local fruits

- 2 members with 2 Malaysia flags

- search for a pinwheel and 2 specific magnets and buy them

Second checkpoint : KLCC (oops! the towers have been chopped)

We spent lots of time searching for trees in the KLCC park...... It's so tiring.

Third checkpoint : Berjaya Times Square

Task : Play the dancing machine to get a high score

From left: Ali Gh and the organizer - Candis

(they sure know how to pose....anytime...anywhere....any events..haha XD)

-END-

It has been a year ....

I still remeber the very first day I reached KL,
a city where my heart does not belong to,
a place where my soul has never been to,
a place where I have never thought of staying...
for such a long period.

At that place
I met you guys.
A bunch of teenagers
from different states
Different background, different culture....

Together,
we live, we study
and learn from each other.
The feeling is totally different
It's no longer our primary school
nor it's our secondary school.
It's so, so different,
Living under a big roof.

I LIKE IT

Without noticing, we have known each other for 1 year. I only noticed this after being reminded by a friend, thanks Rabitto! (haha.....) Life is really short. If IT is devided into a stage for every 20 years that passed, I have come near to the end of my 1st stage.
I hope I will not regret over it.

If I have never met you guys..... who else will I meet?
If I have never been given this scholarship, will my life be more dull?
If I have apllied for other courses, what will I be studying right now?

I think I may be leading a normal life.

If I have made other decisions at the crossroad
I think I may be mxing with a crazier group right now
where studying is for the MAD & scoring is for the CRAZY.

Mixing with you all,
Filled my life with
more excitement!
more challeges!

I will never regret for meeting you guys.
Even if you guys can't bring excitement to my life
Even if you guys are those lousy ones,
those, whose result SUCKS!
and already ROTTING at the corner

Then.......
Let us ROT together!!!
Let us SUCKS together!!!
That's what friends for, right?
(although I don't want to see us rotting at a corner..haha)

What I want to say is : No regrets meeting you guys....
Pals, Happy One-Year anniversary for knowing you guys!